Dennis is really a mad scientist from Germany. He came over to America in 1938. He conducted experiments and filmed them too. "Frankenstein" became the movie of how he created his own son, but they added more dramatic stuff. Dennis had to leave his son half created because he felt a calling to God. "Edward Scissorhands" is that movie. Freaky huh?!

By 007 and Freaky Friday

The vote is in and the results are that Joe should NOT shave his beard. It was a close vote but the majority was in favor of Joe continuing to sport his beard. The final results were 35 to 26.

The results to the best cabin awards are in. Goldfinch was picked as the best cabin. The lucky cabin is inhabited by Joanie Noble and her crew. The favorite activity was swimming with crafts and canoeing close behind.

Courtesy of Megan Dillery

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the possum it was possible!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?

A: To get to the other ride!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the tourist information center?

A: To get to the other guide!

Q: Why DIDN’T the turkey cross the road?

A: It didn’t want to be called chicken!

By Twisty

" The sky is falling and it can't get up. " Joe

" No one ever went blind looking on the bright side of things." Tom

" When life gives you a lemon make lemonade." Pearl

" Always be nice to your friends." Kelly

" Never take a wooden nickel." Janet

" Always be prepared." Harold

"The camp food is very good ‘cause I don’t have to make it." Troy

CAMP DOCTOR

They spread wood chips down the trail to the firebowl. They are now scraping the old paint off the shed by the pool and have begun applying new stain. Also, they may have started the

hottest fashion trend since bell-bottoms—Doo Rags!

SCIENCE

They made dinosaur skeletons from kits.

Today they dissected a shark. On Monday

they made Frisbees and Styrofoam planes.

BIBLE STUDY

They read scripture from the Bible, then split into the four groups by subject (multimedia, writing, artistic arts, performing arts)

CANOEING

The wind was blowing pretty hard today, so it made it more difficult to maneuver on the water. According to Becky, Lisa and Brittany, there were too many lily pads and too much seaweed.

SWIMMING

Swimming was a bit chilly today. Several campers chose not to get wet.

WOODWORKING

They are getting a good start on their projects. We can't wait to see them at the end of the week.

DRAMA

Lots of creativity going on here. We'll see the results Friday night at the talent show.

By Twisty

"Never give up." Tim

"I love to eat shoes." Pluto

" I have a hat." Zac

"Never eat Yellow Snow."

Elizabeth

Dear Annella

Dear Annella,

I’ve noticed lately that a certain boy in Trillium cabin has a very strong perfume on and it seems to intoxicate people wherever he goes. What should I do about it? Very soon I think it will get to the point that nobody can breathe when he’s around, and I think breathing is very important.

L. Ung of Violet

Dear L.,

This is a very serious problem that must be dealt with immediately. Obviously, this boy does not realize the discomfort he is causing to others. He should be made aware of this, but you must do it as discreetly as possible so you don’t hurt his feelings. Tell him quietly when there aren’t a lot of other people around. Don’t make a big deal out of it, just say that you realize he is trying to cover up his BO but a good cold shower would work much better than his perfume. And you know, the same thing goes for the rest of you male campers. No offense or anything, but take a shower. Everyone would feel better! J

Want some advice? Write a note to Annella and leave it in the "Secret Admirer" box on the mantle of the fireplace in the dining hall.

By Slink Sam & Bouncing Bob

We’ve got some braking news on our Karate boy. We discovered that he prefers briefs over boxers. He’s also trying to grow a gotee! ( So far he’s not having very much luck.

By the Mind Twins

Aquarius Jan.21-Feb.18

In the camp picture you won’t be looking!

Pisces Feb.19- March 20

You will be too afraid to ask some one to go to the dance with you!

Aries March 21-April 19

You will find a new love this week!

Taurus April 20- May 20

Taurus- Something very odd will to you!

Gemini May 21- June 21

You have a secret admirer.

Cancer June 22- July 22

After dinner experience won’t be good.

Leo July 23- Aug.22

Your so occupied with something close to your heart you can’t catch your Z’s.

Virgo August 23-Sept.22

Your true love will make a dramatic entrance.

Libra Sept.23- Oct.23

Today is a perfect day to be yourself.

Scorpio October 24-Nov 22

Watch your step. Something awful will happen to you.

Sagittarius Nov 23-Dec 21

You will be making large decision so listen to the voices in your head.

Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 20

Someone has PMS problems so go to bed late.

To Chopsticks

I’ve been watching you please go to the dance with me.

Your Favorite Scientist

Joe,

This is your trip home! Meet us at the canoe launch after supper.

Captain Weirdo