By The Silent Observer
Is it true that Joanie was once a convicted murderer? Was it true her nickname used to be "Coney Joanie"? Joanie was tried, convicted, and sentenced of killing J.F.K. She was found guilty and sent to a minimum- security prison.
She walked out with no money, but since it was minimum security, the police never missed her. "Coney Joanie became her nickname because she lived off ice cream cones. She has come a long way since then. But will she do it again? Will she?
Attention All Campers!!!
Please remember to come to the nurses’ cabin for your meds at the appropriate time for you—no later than 15 minutes before meals—also before 11:00 at night, which is lights out. Thanks!
Elnora and Sharon
Letters To the Editor
We heard someone screaming "I’m the king of the world!" and it took my breath away.
I must have been crazy, but I think I heard that a mother ship landed in New York with more Joes. The world is coming to an end!
Volume II
By Deatz
Family 1 – In family time something unexpected will happen.
Family 2 – A great thing will happen after supper.
Family 3 – A frog will want to join your family too.
Family 4 – You won’t agree on anything at all today.
Family 5 – Someone in your family will find Christ this week!
Family 6 – Hurt feelings will be amended.
Family 7 – Some people will take Christ into their heart this week.
Sports News
By The Sports Nutz
There has been a wild game of kickball going on, coached by Kelly. The Good Team lost to the Bad Team with a score of 3 to 10. The good team wasn’t all that good today, but we all have our bad days, right?
In other sport news there has been a huge Martial Arts match between Karate Boy and The Trash Man. It was a very close match, but Karate Boy pulled through at the last minute. Their identities have not been disclosed but there are rumors of revealing pictures, which have been taken, exposing them.
Tuesday August 4th 1998
By Roving Reporters
The Craft Cabin is up to making these projects for the different Nursing Homes. They are making stained glass windows, leg quilts, and table decorations in wicker baskets. These are all being made in the name of service. This is the theme for camp this week.
Watch out as you go around the campground. We already have had two campers hurt their ankles this week.
Just as this was going to press, reports came in that Nick Wendell was being taken to the hospital for x-rays. This would be our third camper to get injured. We have not heard any word on how extensive the injuries are.
Hopefully, while you are reading this, we will know a little more about how he’s doing. Then maybe Dean Carl will get up and announce it, so that your minds may be eased.
Courtesy of Megan Dillery
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the laundromat?
A: To get to the other Tide!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Serengeti Plain?
A: To get to the other pride (as in lions)!!!
By DeeFoeCoe
This is last year’s WW picture. Can you believe we actually used to look like that? What were we thinking? Just kidding!! We were awesome. See how many people you can recognize.
By 007 *
10. The water is actually toxic waste products.
9. Pizza rolls beat Dennis’ Frisbees in a Frisbee throwing contest.
8. The cottage cheese was found floating by the waterfront.
7. The poptarts were once used as in a Cobblestone Street.
6. The waffle fries can be used as screendoors.
5. The nobake cookies work well as asphalt.
4. Troy steals the eggs to lure Chopsticks to the surface.
3.The pickles are a wonderful mosquito repellent.
2. With more flour the oatmeal can be used as cement.
And the number one reason that we LOVE camp food.
1. The chicken usually stops moving after two stabs.
*This is made in good fun. We really do like the food.
Dear Annella
Dear Annella,
I am worried about the upcoming camp dance. I have got to impress this gorgeous guy in Daisy cabin. I forgot all my make-up and I didn’t pack any nice looking clothes. My wardrobe consists of cut off shorts and t-shirts. What would you recommend? N.O. Cloo
Dear N.O.,
My advice to you would be "Don’t sweat it!" Just wear a clean shirt and your shorts (and extra deodorant!). If the guy is worth being with he shouldn’t care what you’re wearing, and most other people will be dressed just like you. About the make-up—just borrow a little of a friend’s lip balm if you want to enhance your natural lip color, and don’t bother with blush or eyeliner or anything else. It sounds like you’ll probably have a natural blush anyway! J Have a great night, and don’t forget you’ll always have a "guy" that’s there for you—Jesus!
Do you have a problem? (I know, that was a dumb question! J ) Write a note to Annella and leave it in that groovy little shoebox in the dining hall!
By Freaky Friday
When asked the question what’s Hot ‘n what’s Not, campers concluded that…
Hot – Baggy Pants
Not – Tight Pants
Hot – Layered Hair
Not – Spiked Hair
Hot – Bold and Multi Colors
Not – White
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