Welcome...
Welcome to my home on the net. For those of you that do not know me,
my name is Jon. I am a recent graduate of Mechanical Engineering from Grand
Valley State University. I am currently an engineer for Track
Corporation in Grand Haven, Mi. (See the link below.) As with any
page on the net, this page is subject to new additions at any time.
Please check back often. If there are any errors, e-mail me below.
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Visit the GVSU home page |
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See what Track Corp. is up to |
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Check out other pages that I have found of interest |
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My Car Stereo page |
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EGR 450 Controls page |
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My online resume (finally there) |
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Senior Project Page! |
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E-mail me at my new email address!!! |
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